HEY. PISSANTS!

Wand. Mine. Back. NOW.

I finally met up with my brothers, still not impressed not sure what to say on that.

Lily, about that wand shopping? When do you want to go? I'm not going to stick around much longer without a wand, you know.

Fuck it, actually...would you wand me to make you one?

Fuck it, I'm not going to that ridiculous excuse for a Ministry to be put on display like some prized pig.


WHO THE HELL HAS MY WAND?! I ORDER YOU TO HAND IT BACK NOW.

Don't make me find you, pray to Merlin that I don't find whoever it is that's keeping it from me.

Merlin, I knocked over some silly red-headed witch yesterday. She was a right foul bint, I'd say. Is there anyway to loosen the dog tags? Any one know?

Oooo! I've managed to learn some "modern" swears from some of those kids around here. I'm going to start using them, their absolutely brilliant.

Cadmus, what are blathering about?

I met this nutter who ran herself up a tree. I'm glad this own was built, that means I don't have to deal with the filth anymore. I thought of going to London as it's going to be Friday, but I decided against it. Way too many people there for my tastes, I'm not looking forward to getting a room mate.

Not AT ALL. Rat Bastards!